Someone was picking on my friend, Johnn.
And sent him a retarded message over Myspace. Johnn, wanted to just delete the message but I convinced him to send a message. Since he is not that good with retorts he left it up to me. :3


Retarded Message:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Horang
Date: Feb 3, 2008 1:46 PM


HEY FAT ASS!!!!LOL SUICIDE IS STILL IN OPTION!!^.^LOL YA KNOW YOURE SAD YOU AND YOURE muñequitos!!!!YOURE A SAD SAD LITTLE FAT MAN!!!!!!! THATS WHY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS OR AT LEAST IN VEGA ALTA LATER GORDO LOL!!!!!!O YOURE NOT PREETY BOY U NEVER LOOKED LIKE KAKASHI NOR KABUTO OR ALOT LEES TOBI!!!YOU STINK,YOURE ROOM STINKS EVEN MORE!!!!YOURE RACIST ATHIEST!LOL YOURE HAIRY YOU HAVE FUCKED UP HAIR LOL YOURE STILL A SAD VERGION LOL YOULL NEVER GET A GIRL FRINED PREHAPS BY I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T STILL YOURE UGLY LOL TAKE CARE FAT FUCK BYE BYE!!!!^.^ O BY THE WAY SAY THANX TO CLAYSA THE LITTLE KIDLOL





My reply:
Thanks for the laugh dude, it's awesome to see how retarded you are. You actually took the time to write to me, and not only write you took the time to actually press on CAPS LOCK. I love to see how much you hate me, that means you have to suffer when good things happen to me, which is more often than how many time you have gotten laid. And why are you bringing up the child? Are you that obbssed with her you pedo.

I see what you do on the internet. Just google it you pedo.

Oh dude in to martial arts? Can you still strech your legs that much? I have in to gay friend named "Fernando" that would love to have you as his ass slave.

Also, pick a language when you write! Dude! English or Spanish and also take the time to type out your words you dumbfuck. Or don't you know about the difference between "you" and "U". Well let me explain one is a letter from the alphabet and the other one is a group of letter that actually make a word. Dude... How did you pass inglish? Did you sleep with the teachers? Well I guess those dominatrix teachers need a bitch too.

And what the fuck are you talking about my room? Are you the one stealing my underwear? What were you doing smelling my underwear when you STAYED OVER? Dude I don't swing that way... Dude your taking obssesion to over 9000. Also to update your unauthorized biography of me, I don't live in Vega Alta anymore. Man... you fail even as a stalker.

Dude your talking about "VEGIONS" I think you invented a new word. And if you are talking about losing your virginity... Dude humping a pillow is not a way to loose your virginity. You need an actual woman... Or a man in your case.

And dude... Why are you using a "muñequitos" as an icon? Are you that in denial? That you think you look like that?
Word of the day for you. "HYPOCROCY!"

Well I see why your dad kicked you out. He is too ashemed of his retarded son. That doesn't know english or spanish and doesn't know the difference between "you" or "U". Yo, did you know that your mom actually tried to bribe my parents to take care of you? Your mom wants you out of her hair so much that she actually tried to pay people to take you.... DAMN! Not even for money people will put up with you.

Also do a favor to this earth and eliminate your gene pool. And to dumb it down for you. "GO KEEL URSELF!" Kill yourself while your still in your "prime" or your so called prime. Because I see your future... And your going to be humping pillows in your basement still on myspace preying on fourteen year-old girls, with a wife whom you cannot satisfy. Because you love it up your rectum. Still trying to impress people with your non-existant "skillz". Actually don't kill yourself... I need a good laugh! LULZ! Yeah I'm going to print out this sad excuse of a message and frame it, just to brighten up my day, everday! And when my vision of the future comes true, I'll show you this and say... this is where you decended into the black abyss of no return. Since I always thought you were mildly retarded, but now I KNOW you are completely retarded.

Well I maybe a bit chubby, but atleast I'm not walking stick... Skinny is bad. Hey wait! No wonder you can't satisfy a woman! You're skinny down there too! Well let me inform you women like "thick". Hmmmm... I guess this definantly is proof of my later statement of not being able to satisfy a woman. I bet you can't even feel it because it's so skinny. That's why you turn to a pillow... The only that only thing that won't complain about how skinny and lack of "skillz" you have. You'll always be someones bitch... But currently you're mine!

I LOVE YOU BUDDY! You make me look like GOD! I know I'm not a atheist, I'm god... YOUR GOD!
And as GOD I proclaim that you will get bitten in the ass, by Fernando. A.K.A Karma!

Definition of Karma:

kar·ma /ˈkɑrmə/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kahr-muh] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. Hinduism, Buddhism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Hinduism one of the means of reaching Brahman. Compare bhakti (def. 1), jnana.
2. Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds in the previous incarnation.
3. fate; destiny.
4. the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something.

Dumb downed version: I DO SOMETHING BAD I GET IT UP THE ASS!

As a closing statement...
YOU ARE A LIVING EPIC FAIL!

Thanks for your time. ^_^
Have a nice day!



I fuck you not... that really was the message.